So, Oct 31st snuck up on me. I told my friend, Todd Mchenry, to pick up some candy so we could give it out to trick or treaters, and he forgot. We were sitting at his moms house in Owensville, and I asked him about the candy, and he went on some long-winded story about how he was taping himself for that silky smooth lineless crotch, and my mind sort of wandered off. I came back when he started talking about how he lost one of his balls in a walnut shelling accident, and I asked him what it had to do with anything? I asked him if he had gotten candy, and he said no. But then he said not to worry about it.
So on halloween, I am watching 2 and a half men, and people are knocking at the door. I walk out and see Todd handing out candy g-strings to children. I slam the door and start yelling at him. He says "At least I hadn't worn any of the ones I gave out". Then I notice the multi-colored spots on his jeans. I ask him what is going on and he says "It's hot for halloween and I'm sweating". Then the police show up.
Moral of the story. There is never a good reason to wear anything that changes the color of your crotch, and especially not to hand them out on halloween.Get more detail about Edible Unique Gift Mens Candy Pouch Thong Sweet Sexy Novelty Underware One Size.
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